Please help us build the site by sending us any humorous quotes, jokes, or links to pictures using the form to the right. We are broke and cannot pay, but we're not making any money on this damn site anyway.
BULLSHIT: One of the few words that can be used as a NOUN, VERB, OR ADJECTIVE
COMMENT TO PROCRASTINATORS "Shit, or get off the POT!!!"
This must be a sign!
COMMENT TO THE STUBBORN: "You are a just like a goat, You have a HARD HEAD & a STINKIN' ASS
COMMENT TO THE WORTHLESS: "You are like TITS ON A BULL"
DAD'S FAVORITE QUOTE: "You can't BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER"
I think my wife misheard that erectile disfunction ad: All she heard was the warning about the 4 hour erection, she said: "We have to get you some of that PRIOPISM"
COMMENT TO LARGE BREASTED WOMAN:
"Those look like
2 midgets fighting over a rib bone"
HORNY, DRUNK FRIEND TALKING ABOUT A SEXY GIRL: "I like her, she's got SKIN"
Translate any text or webpage to: Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker. Funny as HELL & not Politically correct The Dialectizer
Word of advice to people buying $2000 rims to put on a $500 car. Do You know what you get when you shine a TURD? That's right, you get a SHINY TURD !!!
I am God's gift to women... a balding head, a hairy back, & a "FRIGHTENED TURTLE!"
The older I get, the more I suffer from C.R.S.* disease!
Move your cursor over the pictures to pause, resume, or speed up the pictures. I did not pick them, so if some are stupid, I am sorry. Be sure to see My Book, My articles, and the Hotties.
